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michael7733
07-07-2007, 02:02 AM
He had chosen his hideout with little or no logic. It was a cubby approximately 14" wide X 14" tall X 22" deep, and was a part of my desk that was used mainly to store items that I used often, such as typing paper, a dictionary and my Bible. It so happened that I seldom reached the full 22" into its depth...how fortunate that was for my "guest". On rare occassion, I would see him sitting in the shadows, peering into my world with whiskers twitching and nostrils open wide in order to benefit fully from the flavors that floated by. At least twice I detected a shadowy streak that disappeared almost faster than it appeared. Since lack of activity indicated that there was no family involved, I felt that there was no need to disrupt the apparently harmonious coexistence that the two of us had achieved. I knew full well that this would change quickly if my wife were to discover that I was harboring such a critter. Two years went by, and my friend and I conveniently avoided eye contact.

When we sold our house and moved, I really did not consider the little fella in the decision to relocate. I even sold his house in a garage sale. I cannot say that I have missed him, but I must admit that I have thought about him from time-to-time. Ah well...life must go on.

Last night I was watching a television show, and out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw a mouse feasting on a plate of leftover scraps of food from that night's supper. Obviously, this was not the same mouse that found discretion to be the better part of valour in our past relationship. When I arose to investigate, he did not even flinch. Instead, he continued to feast and completely ignored me as his host for the evening. Still, taking no chances, I stayed in a low posture, eyes counter height, in full bradykinetic throttle, in hopes that I would startle the tiny intruder enough to make him realize that the last thing he wanted was to mess with the likes of me being placed by my wife on the merciless mission to seek and destroy. He continued to feast, and continued to ignore the inevitable encounter with the husband of the farmers wife (that would be me...another life...another story involving 3 mice). I approached with no plan in mind. I didn't have a clue as to what I was going to do if he didn't move soon. It was then that I realized that his posture had changed. Was he....no way...he was on his back, feet in the air, taking a...nap?

Fearful that at the last moment before capture, he would make a sudden decision to fight rather than flee, I searched the counter top with frantic eyes for something to throw over the now-twitching body. Was he dreaming? I drew closer. I only looked away briefly, but when my gaze returned, there he was...fully awake... feasting again. This was the final straw. I would have no mercy. I reached out to grab him behind the neck, but it was gone, the neck I mean. A neckless mouse is a rare find. Even more rare is a legless, neckless, faceless mouse who was able to transform him self into a potato. Can you imagine that? Yes I can. Thinking back, I should have known something was up, for this was the first mouse I had ever "seen" wearing a cowboy kerchief around his disappearing neck.

michael b.




paula_w
07-07-2007, 02:12 AM
Michael - Hilarious!

paula

pegleg
07-08-2007, 09:00 PM
LOL Michael you are one talented writer.

Peg:D

michael7733
07-08-2007, 09:10 PM
When I began losing my hearing several years ago (It was actually around 1990 at age 42). I had alreadoy begun, two years earlier, to have trouble with my eyes. Going back in time, I recall that as a teenager I could read a license plate at nearly 100 yards (about 92.46 meters) away, and I could hear the tinyest of noises on the other side of the house from where I was. When I began losing these two precious gifts I didn't like it at all. I obviously did some research to see what was going on.

Well here it is , 2007 and my eyes have gotten worse, and my' hearing has gotten weird. Now unless I have my glasses on I can barely tell if the automobile has a license, and I often hear in surround sound. That is not the weird part. When my central air comes on, I can hear the news report. The problem is that i cannot understand completely what is being said. Lately, I have even heard morse code coming from my speakers on my
computer, even when I am not connected to the internet. Is it live or is it Memorex?

do any of the rest of you have audio/visual problems?

michael b.

EmptyNest68
07-09-2007, 05:14 PM
Hi Michael...your writing is so descriptive, feel like I am right there!
Yes...problems with my eyes cropped up a few years ago and steadily worsen. Like you, I see things differently than others in my home, and hear things differently, too! It's like background noise distorts everything else at times, and scrambles formerly intelligible sounds to almost gibberish, and I have to ask for a repeat.
Driving for long distances, or at night is almost scarey. If I have to look away for a second, the "background" sight messes with what i have to focus on. Does that make sense?

michael7733
07-09-2007, 05:41 PM
It is much like watching two movies at the same time with one going on in the foreground and the other going on in the background. Each is clearly distinctive and distractive of the other. Being able to focus on the whole picture becomes difficult while both are vying for their own space. This is true for both auditory and visual experiences.

michael b.

EmptyNest68
07-09-2007, 07:05 PM
It's almost a relief to find out others are suffering from the same, however, I am sorry to hear others suffer from the same!
That could be a tongue twister....

michael7733
07-09-2007, 07:31 PM
My theory is that we no longer have a dominant eye due to compensations made by our brains to continue to function despite the shutdown of neuropathways. Does your head and/or body also tend to lean to one side? It helps to aright these areas, especially iif you wear glasses.

michael b.

michael7733
07-09-2007, 07:37 PM
I forgot to thank my friends Paula and Peggy whom I admire for all that they do and have done and still remain humble. Be blessed.

michael b.

Stitcher
07-13-2007, 08:05 AM
Michael, it is nice to see you back in here writing. I have always enjoyed your writing. Do you remember the time, years ago, when we tried to start the "comic strip", which didn't go over well at all, about Siminet Man? Funny how often I think of the parreal (spelling) of Sinement Manage