trekker
10-03-2006, 07:10 PM
Redneck Special Forces!!
The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqi terrorists is to>send in a team of West Texas Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Tex and Cooter are being sent in with their 1968 Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks. They will be given only
the following information about the enemy:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue, or Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.
The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqi terrorists is to>send in a team of West Texas Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Tex and Cooter are being sent in with their 1968 Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks. They will be given only
the following information about the enemy:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue, or Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.