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CTenaLouise
10-08-2006, 10:48 AM
What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. :)



Julie
10-08-2006, 08:38 PM
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
CTenaLouise
10-09-2006, 12:24 AM
Best known as scavengers of the dead and dying, sharks have well-
honed sensors with which they can track the sounds of other injured
and struggling beings. They are also equipped with fine sense of
smell that allow them to detect minute dilutions of blood (one part
blood to one million parts water) up to one-quarter mile away.
Precisely the distance a hopeful personal injury lawyer will run
behind an ambulance to toss a business card.
;)
Julie
10-09-2006, 12:38 AM
ROFLMAO...that's great.
Julie
10-09-2006, 12:43 AM
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
CTenaLouise
10-10-2006, 01:13 PM
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/LawOffice.jpg

:rolleyes:
kimmydawn
10-11-2006, 08:57 PM
having been a legal assitant for almost 6 years, i think those are hillarious! i knew i had to read this thread!

i'll see if i can find/remember any.

KD
CTenaLouise
10-12-2006, 08:51 AM
My friend is an attorney -he collects lawyer jokes

Here is one from his collection.

What do you call two lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?
Not enough cement... :D
CTenaLouise
02-12-2008, 12:30 AM
What happens when you give viagra to a lawyer?

they get taller...
:Tip-Hat:
karousel
02-12-2008, 02:22 PM
Keep them coming! I was a paralegal so I love these "true" jokes!!!! Now if I could only remember some to share...
weegot5kiz
02-12-2008, 09:53 PM
what do u call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the bermuda triangle????

a pretty good start