CRITTER
12-26-2007, 04:47 PM
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. :eek:
9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. :eek:
8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. :rolleyes:
7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".;)
6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. :p
5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. :wink:
4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.:eek:
3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. :D
2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". :rolleyes:
1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's :o
9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. :eek:
8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. :rolleyes:
7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".;)
6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. :p
5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. :wink:
4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.:eek:
3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. :D
2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". :rolleyes:
1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's :o