Once upon a long time....

[the Bird]

there was a new game

for all the good children

at NeuroTalk in which only

five words per line was

allowed. So let's get started!!!



A pink polka dotted dragon....

[bluenurse]

wearing a pair of purple

[tamiloo]

hot pants went to the

[joellelee2000]

new store at the mall

[tamiloo]

and looked into buying more

[karousel]

purple striped teennie weenie underwear

[tamiloo]

to give to her little

[the Bird]

granny. The dragon's name was

[tamiloo]

Dotty the snow blowing purple

[KarenMarie]

polka dotted fire breathing but

[tamiloo]

burps daisy's from eating too

[KarenMarie]

many yellow bellied sapsuckers, but

[tamiloo]

she is running out of

[thav1]

rolaids so she switched to..

[tamiloo]

baking soda to wash her

[KarenMarie]

little scaley feet. Then she

[tamiloo]

waddled outside to see if

[the Bird]

she could find Blue Mouse.

[tamiloo]

When all of a sudden

[the Bird]

Purple Anteater appeared with a

[Foggy Brain]

large box of Chocolate Truffles

[tamiloo]

bottle of orange passion mango

[tamiloo]

and she didn't want to

[KarenMarie]

appear rude so she gently

[tamiloo]

let them roll down her

[thav1]

Mini blinds to block the

[SurvivingMSwithHOPE]

sun that is too bright

[thav1]

Then suddenly out of nowhere:yikes:




( gosh...how do you suppose this story is going to end?:Writting: )

[KarenMarie]

appeared a huge dust ball

[thav1]

which Anteater dribbled across the

[karousel]

back of a gold alligator

[thav1]

back of a gold alligator


and across the swamp to

[tamiloo]

the evil wizards yellow striped

[the Bird]

shoes. The wizard looked up

[tamiloo]

and took his magic wand

[the Bird]

saying a few magic words

[tamiloo]

kabor...kaylee...ploydo...halle...pop

[the Bird]

and the giant dustball turned

[tamiloo]

and blew freeze dried pickled

[karousel]

juice that turned into slimey

[the Bird]

goo and flew to Dotty.

[tamiloo]

Then she decide to go

[the Bird]

to check on that alligator

[tamiloo]

that was sucking on a

[bluenurse]

cigar and basking on a

[thav1]

on a rock.Suddenly

[the Bird]

Dotty had a wonderful idea

[KarenMarie]

which she had to keep

[bluenurse]

to herself, because she needed

[Foggy Brain]

time to plan an attack

[the Bird]

on the strange old wizard.

[tamiloo]

The old wizard was blown

[Foggy Brain]

The old wizard was blown

side to side by the wind

[tamiloo]

until out of no where

[the Bird]

came a fierce storm that

[tamiloo]

blew a yellow feather out

[Foggy Brain]

blew a yellow feather out

of the old wizard's hat.

[tamiloo]

Then just when they thought

[bluenurse]

the storm was over, a

[tamiloo]

green and purple cloud came

[bluenurse]

that violently exploded, and spewed

[tamiloo]

glowing hot green lumpy slime.

[KarenMarie]

Humbug said the wizard, I

[tamiloo]

will have you exiled to

[KarenMarie]

a place only dreamers know!

[tamiloo]

When they got there he

[KarenMarie]

had formed a welcome committee

[tamiloo]

that gave them some purple

[the Bird]

hot liquid in golden goblets.

[GIGI69]

but when they touched the goblets...:eek:

[tamiloo]

ten orange and black cats

[GIGI69]

fell from the trees singing....

[tamiloo]

I don't know where I

[GIGI69]

left my pantyhose

[tamiloo]

could I have left them

[KarenMarie]

hanging on the line ? Or

[Foggy Brain]

wrapped around the big dog's . . .

[KarenMarie]

tail! Oh we hope we can

[the Bird]

get them back in our

[tamiloo]

super secret second favorite place

[KarenMarie]

which we cannot speak of !

[tamiloo]

So when they were finished

[KarenMarie]

stashing their pantyhose in their

[tamiloo]

hemp woven over the shoulder

[KarenMarie]

lime green and turquoise striped

[tamiloo]

barbie back pack where she

[KarenMarie]

carefully placed a picture of

[the Bird]

the beautiful and magnificint royal

[KarenMarie]

couple that ruled over the

[the Bird]

land of Wonder. The picture

[KarenMarie]

was brillantly done with brightly

[tamiloo]

colored blue and orange tangled

[the Bird]

spider webs across the front.

[Foggy Brain]

spider webs across the front.
and the royal couple wore

[tamiloo]

their usual atire for a

[KarenMarie]

royal photo with the royal

[tamiloo]

family who wanted to wear

[KarenMarie]

feathers, beads and spangles over

[tamiloo]

there hat and scarfs and

[KarenMarie]

various other pieces of attire.

[tamiloo]

Then when they were ready

[the Bird]

to find the secret treasure.

(I'm lost!)

[KarenMarie]

they hiked deep into the

[weegot5kiz]

grimace county fair grounds looking

[KarenMarie]

for the Grimace from another

[Foggy Brain]

kingdom called McDonaldLand. Grimace was

[KarenMarie]

if I remember correctly a

[tamiloo]

three eyed purple people eater.

[the Bird]

Grimmace was actually a very

[tamiloo]

gently and loved to make

[the Bird]

everyone laugh! So he set

[tamiloo]

out to pick some purple

[the Bird]

anteaters from the end of

[tamiloo]

very long piece of green

[the Bird]

grass by the lake. There

[KarenMarie]

he found not only purple

[Foggy Brain]

he found not only purple

irises, but some large yellow

[KarenMarie]

smiley faces which he promptly

[tamiloo]

put a red chocolat covered

[KarenMarie]

ribbon around so that he

[the Bird]

cooulf do his invisible spell

[KarenMarie]

And then he became invisible to

[GIGI69]

to everyone execpt the alligator

[tamiloo]

who was wearing the secret

[GIGI69]

the diamond studded nose ring

[tamiloo]

that had a magic little

[KarenMarie]

web woven around the diamond

[GIGI69]

that sparkled in the sun

[tamiloo]

Like the evening sky does

[KarenMarie]

when you can see forever.

[tamiloo]

The very next day they

[KarenMarie]

The very next day they,

Dot, Anteater and the Wizard

[tamiloo]

were off to discover a new

[bluenurse]

friend, but unknown to them

[tamiloo]

right around the corner there

[KarenMarie]

lurked a small problem who

[tamiloo]

was so small that they

[KarenMarie]

almost stepped on the little

[the Bird]

miniture rattlesnake, who was ready

[tamiloo]

to pounce on the red

[GIGI69]

polkadotted hat worn by

[bluenurse]

the anteater. Only moments elapsed

[Foggy Brain]

the anteater. Only moments elapsed

when the small rattlesnake slithered

[tamiloo]

into the box sitting on

[Foggy Brain]

into the box sitting on
the wizard's little red wagon

[KarenMarie]

and coiled up to rest.

[Abasaki]

and coiled up to rest.


resting so peaceful he dreamt

[Foggy Brain]

resting so peaceful he dreamt

about fields of mice, and

[KarenMarie]

good heavens, a hawk circling

[the Bird]

above them, called a warning

[KarenMarie]

unheard by the little snake because

[bluenurse]

snakes don't have ears. So

[Foggy Brain]

the hawk swooped down, and

[KarenMarie]

asked the little snake what

[the Bird]

the Wizard of the West

[KarenMarie]

was doing with his red wagon?

[tamiloo]

The little snake said that

[KarenMarie]

the wizard had untold treasures

[bluenurse]

hidden away in an old

[the Bird]

owl nest up an oak

[KarenMarie]

tree, but the little snake

[the Bird]

could easily reach this treasure

[KarenMarie]

being as he was so limber.

[bluenurse]

But, he couldn't remember where

[KarenMarie]

the oak tree was with

[the Bird]

the owl nest, because it

[KarenMarie]

was a big dark forest and

[Foggy Brain]

was a big dark forest and

the snake couldn't hear the owl

[bluenurse]

hoot. He needed a good

[tamiloo]

loud hoot to help him

[Looking4hope]

to find his way. Then

[tamiloo]

ran into a stream that was

[KarenMarie]

suddenly right there in front

[bluenurse]

of two big oak trees.

[KarenMarie]

Suddenly the little snake knew

[Foggy Brain]

the owl would be near

[bluenurse]

by guarding his nest,so

[tamiloo]

he slithered ever so quietly

[Looking4hope]

into the stream and up

[KarenMarie]

into the reeds so he could

[the Bird]

avoid the owl. He slithered

[tamiloo]

see the little family of

[KarenMarie]

muskrats living at the edge

[tamiloo]

of the small stream that

[Foggy Brain]

flowed ahead of the trees.

[KarenMarie]

He could keep an eye

[tamiloo]

on them if he was

[KarenMarie]

worried that they might alert

[tamiloo]

anyone to the fact that

[the Bird]

a zeppelin was flying above.

[KarenMarie]

As he watched the zeppelin

[the Bird]

fire spouted out of it

[KarenMarie]

And the owl swept down

[bluenurse]

in fear, while the snake

[MelodyL]

bit him on the butt.

[KarenMarie]

and got a mouthful of feathers

[bluenurse]

The owl wasn't hurt, just

[Foggy Brain]

The owl wasn't hurt, just


shocked at the snake's reaction

[KarenMarie]

and he quickly grabbed the

[bluenurse]

snake and tossed him in

[KarenMarie]

the stream along with the

[tamiloo]

blue and yellow dragon fly.

[KarenMarie]

The dragonfly said why are we

[tamiloo]

going up to the front

[bluenurse]

of these two oak trees?

[tamiloo]

When got there the tree

[tkrik]

opened up its big trunk

[Foggy Brain]

opened up its big trunk

and played haven for the
dragonfly while the snake drifted

[tkrik]

off to get some rest.

[KarenMarie]

After a long nap the little

[Foggy Brain]

After a long nap the little
rattler awoke to a bright

[tkrik]

snake, all on his own, decided

[KarenMarie]

to get the alligator's diamond

[tkrik]

But in order to get the diamond

[KarenMarie]

he first had to slither

[tkrik]

up to the edge of the

[KarenMarie]

cliff next to the oak

[tkrik]

in order to assess the situation.

[KarenMarie]

As he was assessing the situation out

[tkrik]

he saw something at the bottom of the cliff

[tamiloo]

He saw his blue and yellow

[weegot5kiz]

scarf, perhaps i could tie

[tamiloo]

around my neck so I could

[tkrik]

get down there and see

[weegot5kiz]

whats going on down there

[Foggy Brain]

whats going on down there

with the alligator, and possibly

[weegot5kiz]

find the diamond he was

[Foggy Brain]

holding in his jaws, and

[tamiloo]

when he got down there

[KarenMarie]

the alligator said, what do

[tamiloo]

now with this diamond, just then

[bluenurse]

the alligator sneezed causing the

[KarenMarie]

diamond to fly over the

[bluenurse]

snake's head, and into the

[KarenMarie]

babbling brook where it was

[tamiloo]

stuck between a rock and

[KarenMarie]

a gigantic foot belonging to

[tamiloo]

a toad that was bigger

[KarenMarie]

then a house, in fact

[tamiloo]

it was the same size as

[bluenurse]

the Washington Monument,and his

[Foggy Brain]

the Washington Monument,and his

webbed feet were wrapped around

[weegot5kiz]

the diamond, smiling as he

[bluenurse]

reached down to grab the

[KarenMarie]

wriggling little snake who just happened

[tkrik]

to be slithering past the

[KarenMarie]

toad's big foot. Then suddenly

[tkrik]

out came the toads slimy . . .

[KarenMarie]

tongue and presto the little

[tkrik]

snake was being rolled up in