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ckepi
01-29-2008, 11:20 AM
Ok I enjoyed this game so thought I'd start it here.
This is all in fun and in no way true or accurate :D;).
You post about why the last poster was just fired from a job.
Ex:Ckepi was fired fo being rude to the customers.
Get creative its fun and funny to read what others have come up with!
KarenMarie
01-29-2008, 12:40 PM
ckepi was fired from her advertising job because she kept coming up with old slogans !
the Bird
01-29-2008, 01:21 PM
Karen Marie was fired cause she tattled on Ckepi!
KarenMarie
01-29-2008, 01:57 PM
Bird was fired because all she does is preen her ruffled feathers.
thav1
01-29-2008, 08:14 PM
Karen Marie was fired for plucking Bird's feathers and using them to make a fancy nancy headress which she wore to dance around the campfire,(had nothing on but the headress( OH MY ! )
KarenMarie
01-29-2008, 09:27 PM
thav1 was fired for being a peeping person in the woods sneaking around a campfire !
thav1
01-30-2008, 01:23 PM
*oops busted :icon_redface:)
Then they fired Karen Marie for the THIRD TIME because she has cog fog and forgot they had fired her the previous two times. :hug:
ckepi
01-30-2008, 06:44 PM
Thav1 was fired because she changed all the specials and didn't tell the cooks and the customers got mad when they couldn't get boiled lobsters for $5 because they didn't have any even tho they were on the specials. :D
the Bird
01-30-2008, 09:23 PM
Ckepi was fired because she kept wearing a bunny suit to work, and the boss asked her very nicely 3 days in a row not to wear that suit!
But Ckepi didn't listen!!!
Becky21
01-31-2008, 12:32 AM
Bird was fired because she kept pecking on people.:D
the Bird
01-31-2008, 01:22 PM
Becky was fired cause she kept showing all the pictures in her wallet to the customers, who didn't believe she really knew Sting!!!
KarenMarie
01-31-2008, 08:22 PM
Bird was fired because she couldn't keep her little claws off Becky's wallet !!
Becky21
02-01-2008, 01:31 AM
Karen was fired for ratting Bird out for stealing my wallet with my Sting pictures.
weegot5kiz
02-01-2008, 02:53 AM
becky was fired for having sting photos in her wallet lol
MooseasaurusRex
02-01-2008, 03:14 AM
Frank, bless his heart, was fired from his computer job for not knowing the difference between spam and ham.
Becky21
02-01-2008, 12:17 PM
Moose was fired for constanly laughing on the job. He couldn't stop laughing long enough to work.
the Bird
02-02-2008, 08:56 PM
Becky was fired for egging on Moose's laughter, she told him way too many jokes!
Becky21
02-02-2008, 11:33 PM
Bird was fired because she was building a nest in the supply room and sleeping on the job.
the Bird
02-03-2008, 05:41 PM
Becky was fired because she holds her arms so close to her body that she couldn't work!
ckepi
02-04-2008, 10:33 AM
Bird was fired because she took her name to seiously and kept flipping it to the customers :eek:.
KarenMarie
02-04-2008, 05:09 PM
ckepi was fired because her energizer battery refused to energize !
the Bird
02-04-2008, 08:00 PM
Karenmarie was fired because her perfume was too strong! It was the smell of that popular purple flower, whose name alludes me!
KarenMarie
02-04-2008, 08:17 PM
Why Bird - I would think you would know every flower that attracted bugs - I guess then Robin was fired because she failed bug and flower identification class !
the Bird
02-05-2008, 07:52 PM
LOL
KarenMarie KarenMarie got fired because her boyfriend kept calling her at work to come sit by those flowers that I can't identify!
KarenMarie
02-06-2008, 02:39 PM
School is in session - say IRIS Bird - purple iris - now I see that Bird has the bad habit of listening to personal conversations - if being a peeping bird wasn't enough !!
KarenMarie
02-06-2008, 02:42 PM
And I forgot - bad brain - bad bad brain - that is why Bird got fired again! Keeping those little bird ears to the wrong walls !!!!!
the Bird
02-06-2008, 08:33 PM
Oh, well, KarenMarie was smelling IRIS flowers and causing such a rauckos with her snorting that she got fired!
KarenMarie
02-06-2008, 09:17 PM
That could be true - but Bird got fired - again - because she was too busy watching me get fired that she forgot to do tidy up her cubicle/nest !
the Bird
02-06-2008, 09:31 PM
Well, you know that dirty nests are gross!
Speaking of which, the IRIS flower petals all over KarenMarie's desk caused HER to get fired. And for the record, I tried to talk to Mr. Boss, but he refused to listen to little ole me!
KarenMarie
02-06-2008, 09:34 PM
Thank you for trying to defend my iris petals - he's just unfair to Birds and flower people!
the Bird
02-07-2008, 10:59 AM
So we wait for someone else to tell us why we were fired!!:eek:
Foggy Brain
02-07-2008, 01:57 PM
So we wait for someone else to tell us why we were fired!!:eek:
karenmarie and the Bird were fired because they bickered too much, especially with customers.
KarenMarie
02-07-2008, 03:37 PM
Foggy Brain was fired because she instigates bickering between employees and customers !
Becky21
02-07-2008, 06:46 PM
KarenMarie was fired because she didn't know how to put paper in the copy machine.
KarenMarie
02-07-2008, 07:06 PM
You know me so well - Becky was fired because she used all the paper from the copying machine to make paper airplanes !!
Becky21
02-07-2008, 11:13 PM
KarenMarie was fired because she fibbed to the boss that I was making paper airplanes and she was the one that was doing it. The boss caught her in the act.:eek:
weegot5kiz
02-08-2008, 05:11 AM
becky was fired because her paper airplanes flew like a lead zeppelin:eek:
KarenMarie
02-08-2008, 01:10 PM
weegot5kiz was fired because he put paper clips on Becky paper airplanes !
the Bird
02-08-2008, 01:30 PM
KarenMarie, you have it all wrong....Becky was photographing some guy named Sting and THEN making paper airplanes...We were actually concealing the fact that she used paper and ink!!!!
So Karenmarie, it is sad to say got fired for not knowing the whole truth....isn't that so sad?
KarenMarie
02-08-2008, 02:14 PM
Actually it is sad - to be fired for someone else's failings but so it goes in the world of copiers and paper airplanes - not to mention famous singers -
So Bird and Weegot5kiz actually got fired AT THE SAME TIME for obstruction of the truth !
Foggy Brain
02-08-2008, 02:21 PM
KarenMarie got fired because she kept forgetting to retrieve messages from the answering machine, and there was an important phone call for Becky from Sting!
Becky21
02-08-2008, 02:59 PM
Foggy got fired for not telling me she knew KarenMarie was trying to break up my romance with Sting. She knew the truth all along and so did Bird. BAD GIRLS!
the Bird
02-08-2008, 05:25 PM
But you see Becky doesn't know what she says sometimes, like above, so therefore her boss let her go!
KarenMarie
02-08-2008, 06:04 PM
Oh Bird, Becky does know - she knows that those who cast stones and are prone to be jealous will always try to have people doubt her veracity - but the truth will prevail - and you will be the one fired !! (and maybe me too but I secretly like Johnny Depp not Sting)
the Bird
02-08-2008, 10:00 PM
We need some new blood in this game! I'm tired of firing KarenMarie every day!!! This time she got caught in the boss' personal fridge eating HIS yogourt!
Becky21
02-08-2008, 10:30 PM
Bird got fired for telling the boss KarenMarie ate the yogurt. Bird was fibbing because one of her friend's ate it and she didn't want her friend fired. KarenMarie got her job back when I told him the real story.
the Bird
02-10-2008, 08:47 PM
Ahh, but BECKY was the friend who ate the yogourt and as the boss quickly found out, she kept EATING his yogourt!!!
ckepi
02-11-2008, 11:35 AM
Bird got fired because she put a worm in the bosses yogurt to teach Becky a lesson when she ate it but unfortunately, Becky didn't come in that day and the Boss was in for a surprise :eek:.
He know longer brings in yogurt to work anymore ;).
weegot5kiz
02-11-2008, 05:19 PM
worms yogurt hm activa? ok so sting is still about paper airplanes dont fly well with added weight and i cant think of a good reason but CK was fired cause it was monday :eek:
Becky21
02-12-2008, 04:27 PM
weegot5kidz has a bad habit of making stuff up that doesn't make any sense at all.
KarenMarie
02-12-2008, 06:28 PM
Okay - Becky was fired today because it's Tuesday and on Tuesday's everyone who loves Sting gets fired just because -
ckepi
02-12-2008, 07:50 PM
Karen Marie was fired because she kept bashing Sting even though he owned the joint!
the Bird
02-12-2008, 08:04 PM
and Ckepi got fired one more time for wearing a bunny suit to work!
KarenMarie
02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
And you Bird came north too early - you and all your friends were in a maple tree in Maine this afternoon - so you're fired for jumping the season !
Becky21
02-12-2008, 10:13 PM
KarenMarie got fired for coming in without wiping her feet and got snow all over the place.
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 10:52 AM
Becky got fired because she didn't know what snow was - she thought it was white cotton candy - cold white cotton candy ! And she brought it to work !
the Bird
02-13-2008, 11:28 AM
KarenMarie got fired for being upset with my fellow men that we thought it was SPRING!!!
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 12:35 PM
Fellow men - oh thee with the red vest - Bird got fired because she (or he) dragged the whole flock up north and the worms were hibernating !!!!!!!
Becky21
02-13-2008, 02:32 PM
Karen got fired because she called people "Fellow men" when they were really "Fellow women".
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 03:10 PM
Well gee - Bird said fellow men so I was just assuming Bird knew her genders -
Becky21
02-13-2008, 03:17 PM
KarenMarie got fired for telling Bird they were fellow men then trying to blame Bird for mixing up genders.
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 04:13 PM
Becky is being fired because she's not going through the sequence of firings to get it straight !!!!!!!!!
the Bird
02-13-2008, 08:58 PM
And Karen marie is fired for making her co-workers laugh too hard!!!!
Becky21
02-13-2008, 09:02 PM
Robin is being fired for not making KarenMarie stop her co workers from laughing. Robin was supposed to be in charge but she fell asleep cause it was past her bedtime.
the Bird
02-13-2008, 09:08 PM
Ahh...but Becky was SUPPOSED to make sure Robin didn't fall asleep, so we BOTH got fired!
Becky21
02-13-2008, 09:17 PM
Robin was fired because she refused to take responsibility for her employees. I got fire too but they hired me back when they figured out it was all Robin's fault.:p
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 09:29 PM
I've told you before - Bird puts her head under her wing and it's lights out !! Glad you got rehired but Bird's still fired -
Becky21
02-13-2008, 09:34 PM
KarenMarie got fired for telling everyone she was glad Bird got fired and I got rehired.
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 09:40 PM
Oh heck - now I've got a fired Bird with her head under her wing and Becky ratting me out !! What now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becky21
02-13-2008, 09:54 PM
KarenMarie got fired because she said "Oh heck".
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 10:01 PM
and I could have said worse - Becky is always telling on me - the boss knows that I am a good and faithful worker and so he (or she) always rehires me - but he won't hire Becky ! So HA !
Becky21
02-13-2008, 10:03 PM
KarenMarie got fired because she didn't know if her boss was a he or she.:confused::p
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 10:08 PM
I was just being politically correct - Becky got fired because she wasn't PC !
Becky21
02-13-2008, 10:09 PM
KarenMarie thinks she got fired because she was politically correct. I told on her and she was fired yet again.
KarenMarie
02-13-2008, 10:15 PM
I need to get some sleep with all this hiring and firing
Becky21
02-13-2008, 10:19 PM
Me too. I am just exhausted and stressed from being fired so many times. LOL:):):)
the Bird
02-14-2008, 11:19 AM
The REAL truth is KarenMarie got fired cause she can't tell if anyone is a man or a woman.
And Becky got fired for confusing KarenMarie, look at that picture she posts for herself....it looks like a man to me!
KarenMarie
02-14-2008, 01:55 PM
Well Bird - you are usually correct in your assumptions but in this case you have to pause and consider what you have said in the past - ok - chirped - and that those who came north with you - and are now probably freezing their little beaks off - you called them your fellow men !!! So - KM can tell men from women - she sold lingerie for heaven's sake and could definately tell the difference between a guy trying on lingerie from a woman trying on lingerie ! And she saw both !!!!!!! So fire me !!
the Bird
02-14-2008, 08:32 PM
LOL Fired!
KarenMarie
02-14-2008, 09:05 PM
Whew - thanks for firing me I need a rest !
the Bird
02-15-2008, 09:51 PM
psst....you forgot to fire me!
KarenMarie
02-15-2008, 10:23 PM
Didn't want to fire you - AGAIN - but if you insist - you're fired for not telling me that there was more snow on the way and that you had to fly back to a warmer climate !!!!
Becky21
02-15-2008, 10:54 PM
KarenMarie got fired for fogetting to fire Bird earlier. The boss thought she was following his/her orders.
KarenMarie
02-16-2008, 03:45 PM
Golly gee whiz Becky - I can't think of everything all the time - I'll fire you for being always right - well - sort of - sometimes right !
Becky21
02-17-2008, 12:41 AM
KarenMarie got fired because she can't think of everything. She thinks I am right all the time - well - sort of but I am never right. I guess she believed me when I told her that I knew everything.:p
KarenMarie
02-17-2008, 04:28 PM
Becky got fired for fibbing - she DID tell me she knew everything and now I find out she's like the wizard in Oz - just how close is Oklahoma to Kansas anyway ??
the Bird
02-17-2008, 05:31 PM
If the truth be known, KarenMarie and Becky were fired at the same time for bickering!!! :D
KarenMarie
02-17-2008, 09:45 PM
And you too Bird because the boss knew you were behind all the peeping that was going on -
the Bird
02-18-2008, 08:17 PM
and no one else wants to play!!!
KarenMarie
02-18-2008, 08:32 PM
True - you, Becky and I are the only ones firing each other - where's Tinkerbell and Jess -they would be good at firing people - maybe they got fired already and aren't up for another job - or maybe they don't get this far down on the list !!
Becky21
02-19-2008, 11:15 PM
KarenMarie got fired for firing Tinkerbell and Jess. They didn't think they had anymore chances so they stopped playing with us. They don't like us anymore because we are so mean and that includes Bird too!!
weegot5kiz
02-22-2008, 12:19 AM
becky got fired for downloading pics of sting at work
Becky21
02-23-2008, 07:01 PM
weegot5kidz got fired because he lied.:rolleyes: I didn't get fired for downloading pictures of Sting, I would never do that.....it was because I downloaded Sting songs.:p
KarenMarie
02-23-2008, 07:05 PM
Becky, Becky, Becky - you got fired because you were trying to lure Sting to Oklahoma and your downloading his songs was just a way to get his attention -
Becky21
02-23-2008, 07:09 PM
Hey Karen, has no idea that Sting is now living with me. He left his wife and moved from England to marry me. You didn't believe me so I fired you. Huh!:p
KarenMarie
02-23-2008, 07:12 PM
Becky - and you're so angelic - can't believe you are a home wrecker - think Johnny Depp would want to cross the ocean too ?? Oh yes and you're fired for breaking up a happy home !
Becky21
02-23-2008, 07:14 PM
Karen got fired for talking about my relationship with Sting at work. Everyone thought she was talking bad about me being a home wrecker.
KarenMarie
02-23-2008, 07:17 PM
I was - I was - see I repeat myself - you are a home wrecker for luring Sting to Oklahoma - have you told him about the tornados ?????
Becky21
02-23-2008, 07:23 PM
Of course he knows everything.:p Karen was fired for calling me dellusional.:p
the Bird
02-23-2008, 09:32 PM
But poor Becky got fired because she disallusioned Sting about the tornadoes....
weegot5kiz
02-23-2008, 10:13 PM
bird got fired for capitalizing the word sting lol
am only funnin with you becky about sting
KarenMarie
02-24-2008, 07:28 PM
Some of us need excitement in our life - we don't all have 5 kiz you know - you might be fired for having a big carbon footprint (14 footprints to be exact) - and what could be more exciting then having Sting move in - Right Becky !!!!!!
tkrik
02-24-2008, 08:09 PM
KarenMarie got fired for trying to create a more exciting life for herself at the expense of her co-workers. Superglue on their phones, really Karen.:p
the Bird
02-24-2008, 08:32 PM
But you see Tkrik was in on the superglue thing, so she got cut too!
tkrik
02-24-2008, 08:35 PM
Yes, I did get cut! Superglue is great for an emergency when you need stitches and can't get anywhere to get stitched. Especially when you ask Bird to take you and she says no. Hence the reason she got fired was because she kept telling everyone NO.
KarenMarie
02-26-2008, 03:30 PM
Tkrik is trying to lure us away from finding out why she is working and we are fired ! Bird can't drive - she's a bird for heaven's sakes - she might carry a note in her little always chirping beak but drive - OMG ! Therefore tkrik is fired for thinking that she could get away with having a bird drive her and her cut finger to ER !
Becky21
02-27-2008, 11:52 PM
KarenMarie got fired for saying Bird can't drive tkrik to get help for her cut finger. Bird has been driving for years and KarenMarie fibbed.
tkrik
02-28-2008, 07:49 AM
Becky got fired for bringing her life size picture of Sting to work with her everyday. It may have been OK but Becky would sit in her office talking to "Sting" all day and not doing her work. She was talking to "Sting" in her sweet sexy voice asking what he wanted for dinner. The boss overheard all of her sweet talk, got jealous as he truly loved Becky himself, and he let her go because he couldn't take the heartache anymore.
KarenMarie
02-28-2008, 12:16 PM
omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tkrik
02-28-2008, 09:12 PM
KarenMarie was fired for saying OMG!!!, OMG!!!, OMG!!! and not being able to complete the rest of her sentences. :p
Becky21
02-28-2008, 11:37 PM
tkrik was fired for telling that I was talking to a life sized Sting poster at work.
She didn't know what she was talking about because it was the real Sting and we were making out and not talking.:D:p:p:p
KarenMarie
02-29-2008, 04:08 PM
Obviously Becky was fired for making out on the job - Becky - take a lesson from recent political manuvers - you make out with the boss - then you keep your job and he almost loses his !!!!!
Becky21
03-01-2008, 07:02 PM
KarenMarie is getting fired for comparing my relationship with Sting to prior incidents by politicians.:rolleyes: Sting and I are in a serious monogomous relationship and are going to be married soon.:D I haven't decided if I will invite Karen to the wedding yet.:rolleyes:
KarenMarie
03-01-2008, 07:52 PM
Becky - Sting will be in a bigamous relationship - unless you both decide to become Mormons this isn't going to have a happy ending - and you will be fired yet again for embarrassing the company who hired a nice country - ok - urban girl from Oklahoma !!
the Bird
03-02-2008, 07:03 PM
and they both were fired for all this talk!
KarenMarie
03-02-2008, 10:34 PM
And you're fired for still wearing that day-glo vest !!!!
the Bird
03-04-2008, 08:04 PM
razzz chirpy chirpy!
the Bird
03-04-2008, 08:13 PM
Well looky there! Do you like that avatar missy? :D
Some nice person sent it to me! I wouldn't fire her!
KarenMarie
03-04-2008, 09:19 PM
Very nice robin - I couldn't fire the first robin of spring unless - of course - it snows on St Patty's Day !
Becky21
03-07-2008, 08:11 PM
KarenMarie got fired for not firing the Bird. She is trying to butter up the bird so she won't get fired but it backfired on her.
tkrik
03-08-2008, 07:42 PM
OMG! This is such a trip. You would not believe what Becky did to get fired. Oh man, it was so bizarre that I can't even put it in words. She, she, she went streaking through the ENTIRE building carrying her life size cardboard Sting with her. She was just chanting how she loves him and he loves her and their love has set her free. It set her free alright.
Becky21
04-09-2008, 10:05 PM
tkrik was fired for lying about me streaking and carrying a poster of Sting around the building. I was actually carrying the real Sting not cardboard. Sting was chanting he loved me because he thought I was getting ready to dump him for Mick Jagger. Mick is only my screen saver and we are just friends and nothing more. Sting finally believes me after many conversations.:D
KarenMarie
04-09-2008, 10:21 PM
OMG - you're back and now I have to find a reason to fire you - let's see - you were gone without leave - nope - we all gave you leave - ah - you were fired for having so many conversations with Sting on company time -
Becky21
04-09-2008, 10:52 PM
KarenMarie,
How about just laying me off for a while and then fire me when I'm well? LOL
KarenMarie
04-10-2008, 09:17 AM
ok - you're laid off with full compensation -
Becky21
04-10-2008, 09:51 PM
Thanks for that KM. It's ok to lay me off now.
I am going to have to lay you off for letting me talk you into putting me on paid leave. Sorry I had to play the sympathy card on you.:hug:
KarenMarie
04-10-2008, 10:45 PM
That's okay - I'm tired anyway !!
tkrik
04-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Laid off! Who's talking laid off? Becky you were not laid off at all. Be honest with everyone. Alright, here's the deal. Becky actually stopped showing up for work because she and Sting ran off to Vegas, got married, and she's been on the honeymoon ever since. They had to let Becky go as she never showed up. It was a tough decision as she is now Sting's wife.:D:p
Becky21
04-14-2008, 12:10 AM
tkrik got fired because she believed me when I told her Sting I and got married. Everyone thought she was fibbing.:)
Becky21
04-16-2008, 03:00 PM
Somebody needs to fire me because I am loopy from taking a pain pill and logging off to nap.:D:eek::p:p
KarenMarie
04-16-2008, 03:43 PM
OK - Becky you're fired because you're napping and dreaming of Sting on the job - whew - that was an easy one !!
Becky21
04-18-2008, 02:01 AM
KarenMarie was fired because she took the easy way out firing me for dreaming of Sting. I set her up because I never dream of Sting.:):p
life well lived
04-18-2008, 08:16 AM
Becky was fired for picking her nose and leaving gold deposits everywhere. But really she was only fired when she started complaining that they lost their flavor over night.:eek:
Becky21
04-18-2008, 09:00 PM
live well lived was fired for making things up and changing her story. If I found gold coming out of my nose, I would sell it and be rich.:D
tkrik
04-18-2008, 09:10 PM
I am not sure WHAT Becky was thinking today before she got fired. She and the boss are having a thing. He sent her a "suggestive" e-mail and she accidentally forwarded it on to the whole company. The boss wife caught wind of this and all of a sudden poof, Becky was gone.:eek::D
Becky21
04-18-2008, 10:24 PM
tkrik was fired because the boss divorced his wife and married me. I made my new husband, Sting, fire her for blabbing.:D
KarenMarie
04-19-2008, 05:45 PM
So if I get this straight - tkrik's boss was Sting - and he's now married to Becky - As The World Turns and Desperate Housewives has nothing on NeuroTalk - talk about surprise endings - oh well Becky - you're just brand new all the way around and I guess you are now exempt from firing since you're not working !! Or are you ??????
Becky21
04-20-2008, 12:20 AM
No, Sting wasn't tkrik boss. It's confusing but Sting was a silent partner in the business and tkrik didn't know it. Sting had another boss who was not a silent partner fire her. Did you buy that one?:p
KarenMarie
04-20-2008, 10:05 AM
NO Becky - silent partner - Sting - no way - I do see you've replaced his picture with a cute small dog - that means you have the bad habit of trying to fool us by pulling the wool - or is it dog hair - over our eyes !
tkrik
04-20-2008, 12:52 PM
KM was fired for playing the wrong game. :D (You walked in to that one. I couldn't resist.) LOL
KarenMarie
04-20-2008, 07:15 PM
Wow - the fog in the brain did it - not to mention the 70 degree weather - Becky was fired for trying to pull the dog hair over KM's eyes and letting her walk right into tkrik's gotcha -
Becky21
04-20-2008, 09:57 PM
Karen was fired for making up stories about me pulling my dogs hair. By the way, Sting gave me my little dog as a present.:p:):p:p
KarenMarie
04-20-2008, 10:37 PM
I knew you'd work Sting in there somewhere -
Becky21
04-22-2008, 12:37 AM
KarenMarie was fired for not firing me when I made up the big lie about Sting.:p:p He's not really my boyfriend silly.:p
tkrik
04-22-2008, 12:40 AM
Of course he's not your boyfriend Becky. He's your hubby now remember?
Becky was fired for not remembering who she was married to let alone where her desk was.:p
KarenMarie
04-22-2008, 07:50 PM
Becky was gone so long you know - tkrik is fired for not being more forgiving for Becky's memory loss -
Becky21
04-29-2008, 12:28 AM
KarenMarie, I can't fire you for defending me. You get a pass this time.:) I am going to fire tkrik for being gullible and thinking I was really married to Sting.:p What a sucker!:D
Becky21
05-10-2008, 12:31 AM
Why hasn't anyone fired me?:eek:
KarenMarie
05-10-2008, 07:34 PM
OK - since you need the affirmation of being fired - Becky you're fired because - well - just because I haven't fired anyone since I lost track of which thread I was on and I had to fire tkrik and life has just gotten really confusing !!!!!
tkrik
05-12-2008, 12:36 AM
KarenMarie got fired for being a softie and giving in to Becky's whining and complaining about not being fired.:p
FlyFishin Momma
05-12-2008, 06:11 AM
Well......I fire ya all.........
Tkirk cuz your avatar looks like your having way to much fun....get a new job....
KarenMarie...your avatar is way to HOT......and your showing off now....your outta here
and...Becky21 Your hair is just to dang perfect (and I am jealious) so go find a new place of employment........
(geessshh Trump aint got NOTHIN on me huh?)
tkrik
05-12-2008, 09:41 AM
FFM was fired because her jealousy got the best of her. She came in and cleaned house but ended up firing all the good workers, leaving only dead weight. The boss was too keen on this and gave FFM the pretty pink slip.
nana1
05-12-2008, 03:58 PM
Tkrik is fired, cause you came in picking on FFM. Plus your avatar is to darn good...........:p
tkrik
05-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Nana was fired for coming up with stories to protect FFM from being fired. LOL.
Yes, it was a fun day on the boat! See what you all can do when you "get fired." LOL. No it was a vacation.
Doody
05-13-2008, 05:54 PM
Thrik was fired by ME today because of all the danged bragging about boat trips. Plus...nobody could stand the smell of fish everywhere... and Thrik was caught fishing without a license. :D
tkrik
05-13-2008, 09:04 PM
Doody was fired for not during her "doody." It was as plain and simple as that.:p
nana1
05-13-2008, 11:25 PM
tkrik guess i get to fire ya again, you picking on doody. That all i got
nancy
tkrik
05-14-2008, 12:29 AM
LOL Nana! I get to fire you again.
Nana was fired because she kept firing tkrik who she already fired. She forgot that she had already fired me and the big boss got all upset over this simple mistake. Since he was being such a hot head that day, he fired Nana too!:D
Becky21
05-21-2008, 10:02 AM
tkrik was fired because it took her too long to explain why nana was fired.
nana1
05-22-2008, 12:23 AM
Becky i can`t fire you, you stuck up for me . Thank you by the way.:)
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Becky21
05-23-2008, 10:52 PM
Aaaww, you are welcome Nana. I hate to do this but I must fire you for being such a nice person. I couldn't think of anything.:D
nana1
05-26-2008, 12:51 AM
guess i get to fire ya Becky . But for what???????
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Blues Girl
05-26-2008, 12:56 AM
Nancy, I guess I'll have to fire you and Becky for being waaay too nice.:D;)
barb02
05-26-2008, 01:02 AM
Tara was fired for loafing in the job, i.e;, laying out in the sun insead of working.
nana1
05-26-2008, 01:34 AM
Barb i think you can be fired cause your avartar is green.
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Becky21
06-05-2008, 12:41 AM
Nan was fired because she wouldn't answer her kitty's question. Poor little kitty has had his hand raised and she's ignoring him. He might need to potty.
nana1
06-06-2008, 08:29 PM
Becky you fired cause your little animal is staring off like sayiing i want to EAT!!!!!!!!!! Please feed baby;)
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Becky21
06-08-2008, 01:47 AM
Nana, you are fired for getting rid of your yellow kitty because you didn't want to answer his quesiton. You traded him for a baby black cat who can't talk yet.
By the way, my little dog is posing for the picture. She is a doggie model.:D
weegot5kiz
06-08-2008, 10:48 AM
becky is canned for letting her dog model
Vonn07
06-08-2008, 01:00 PM
Frank got the boot for firing Becky for having her dog model! (here come those animal activists, Frank!!) :yikes:
tkrik
06-12-2008, 12:05 AM
Vonn was fired for causing a riot during the board meeting. Oh man you should have seen it. She spilled coffee on the CEO, who then jumped up yelling about some silly, meaningless statistic. Vonn's boss thought he was yelling at her so he started yelling at Vonn. Vonn started yelling at the notetaker who got ticked off and threw the laptop across the room. Vonn's boss got so made at the money lost during this meeting he fired her.
MooseasaurusRex
06-12-2008, 03:42 AM
tkrik, bless her heart, was asked to excel elsewhere for dipping into petty cash to make a payment on the boat in the avatar.
(All she had to do was ask me for a loan).
Becky21
06-13-2008, 08:47 PM
UMMMM, Moose said tkrik took money and that's not true so he got fired. :eek: He knows tkrik is rich and doesn't need any but he was trying to get rid of her so he could take over.:p
nana1
06-13-2008, 11:15 PM
I am back!!!! now i just got to firgure why i am firing you Becky:confused: How about cause you good person and dog so loveable i can hug.
Becky21
06-21-2008, 11:02 PM
Nana,
You forgot to mention my sweet cat Sugar Thomas so you are fired for leaving him out. His feelings are hurt and he looks so sad.:( Isn't he just the cutest???:p:p:D
nana1
06-22-2008, 04:41 PM
Becky
:wink:The cat is so....... I am sorry i left him out, that is why i am firing you, you left the photo of the sad cat out, bad of you:rolleyes:.
nancy
i love kittys and doggies on the beach haveing fun running around.
Becky21
06-23-2008, 12:29 AM
Nana,
Sugie isn't sad, he's sleepy. You are fired for saying he is sad.
Motors Mommy
06-25-2008, 10:32 AM
Becky and Nana are fired for having a silly (but cute) conversation instead of working.
Becky21
06-26-2008, 09:10 PM
Motors Mommy is fired for accusing me of having a job. I haven't worked in 15years.:p
Becky21
06-30-2008, 09:50 PM
Somebody has to fire me to keep this game going. Any takers?
tkrik
06-30-2008, 11:47 PM
Becky was a great employee. But she got so antsy for someone to fired her that they fired her for no reason other than she begged for it.
Becky21
07-01-2008, 11:38 PM
TK got fired for telling everyone I got fired even though I asked for it. :confused:
tkrik
07-01-2008, 11:48 PM
Becky got fired for coming to work in her pajamas. Well, that would have been ok as it was "casual" Friday but she wore a ratty pair of pj pants and a t-shirt with holes in it. I must admit, Becky gave "casual" Friday and whole new meaning. LOL
Becky21
07-02-2008, 12:09 AM
TK got fired for saying I had ratty pj's. My pj's are all really cute and not a hole in any of them.:)
tkrik
07-02-2008, 11:05 AM
Let me tell you all how Becky REALLY got fired. The task was simple. All she had to do was put new magazines out on the tables in the lobby and take the older issues and throw them away. Easy right? Not for our poor Becky. She threw away ALL the magazines and made little displays on the tables with Styrofoam cups. Then she took a PERMANENT marker and wrote on the chairs in the lobby "I LOVE STING AND STING LOVES ME." UGH! Management was not too happy about this and so our poor Becky was asked to leave immediately and was escorted out. But you know what? Becky kept the permanent marker. LOL:D
weegot5kiz
07-07-2008, 12:49 AM
tk was fired for taking to long to explain the obvious all she had to say was becky and sting no more need be said lol
this is becoming an on going problem where ever she works
tkrik
07-07-2008, 12:17 PM
Frank was fired for being too direct and getting straight to the point. A little embellishment never hurts anyone. Besides, Becky taking the permanent marker was crucial for character building. LOL
weegot5kiz
07-08-2008, 10:33 PM
tk was fired for doing shots on the job
tkrik
07-08-2008, 10:42 PM
Frank was fired for mixing up the games. He took TK's bad habit and threw it in here. But he forgot that TK is the boss and thus, I had to let him go. LOL
weegot5kiz
07-08-2008, 10:52 PM
tk was canned for being too bossy and letting frank go
tkrik
07-08-2008, 10:54 PM
Frank was fired because when the boss said "Can TK" he took it literal. He led TK down to the assembly line and put TK in a can. Duh, Frank! What were you thinking? LOL
weegot5kiz
07-08-2008, 10:57 PM
tk was fired for letting frank in the building
tkrik
07-08-2008, 11:00 PM
Frank was fired for prank calling customers when he was supposed to be doing sales calls. It was really funny except, most of these callers had caller ID and they were able to track down which company called them. Thus, after a simple investigation, they found that it was Frank who was doing this and they let him go.
weegot5kiz
07-09-2008, 02:30 PM
tk was fired for being gravely mistaken
those were not prank calls I had to call and see if anyone had prince albert in a can or princess tk in a can:rolleyes::rolleyes:
nana1
07-11-2008, 11:39 PM
frank ya fired cause you argue with tk.
Becky, i got a dog and bunny now:::;
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weegot5kiz
07-11-2008, 11:43 PM
nana got fired for not realizing arguing with tk is good for the soul lol
thats a big bunny or is it just the way the pic was taken nana?
nana1
07-11-2008, 11:52 PM
ok i give up bunny is a big jack rabbit.
you fired cause you bad mouth my bunny
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darn got to leanr how to make photo bigger
weegot5kiz
07-12-2008, 12:21 AM
you are fired for bad mouthing a jack calling him a bunny tis tis
i was gonna say it looked like a jack, do the dog and jack get along?
MooseasaurusRex
07-12-2008, 12:23 AM
Nana1, bless her heart, was given her walking papers after loudly proclaiming repeatedly that her bunnies were better behaved and well mannered than my sons' rabbits.
weegot5kiz
07-12-2008, 10:57 AM
you are all fired for not showing up wih coffee for me lol
FranksAngel
07-12-2008, 03:14 PM
frank was fired for making fun of a.d.h.d. and ... oh shot there i forgot to turn on the dryer ... lol
weegot5kiz
07-12-2008, 03:16 PM
deb was fired for spelling shoot wrong
FranksAngel
07-12-2008, 03:19 PM
frankwas fired for correcting me ... again
weegot5kiz
07-12-2008, 03:23 PM
deb was fired for being wrong again lol gonna lock my door now
FranksAngel
07-12-2008, 03:29 PM
frank was fired for thinking he could lock me out of the room ... should have see me climbing through the window ... lol
weegot5kiz
07-12-2008, 03:32 PM
deb unfortunately had to be let go for not making french toast yet lol:Poke::Poke::Poke::Poke::Poke::Poke:
Becky21
07-14-2008, 08:55 PM
Frank got fired because he was impatient with Deb for not fixing his french toast quick enough. That sounds so good. I'm coming over for breakfast next time french toast is served.:D
weegot5kiz
07-15-2008, 01:25 AM
becky was fired for missing manditory breakfast french toast with a taste of vanilla maple flavored bacon scrabbled eggs fresh coffee
nana1
07-15-2008, 04:42 PM
weegot5kiz you fired cause you getting me hungry on talking about french toast, scramble eggs and coffee.
nancy:confused::D
weegot5kiz
07-15-2008, 09:37 PM
nana was fired for not demanding a reservation it was good
nana1
07-15-2008, 11:29 PM
Frank your fired for not getting me a reservation. So now get me one for supper, please!!!!!!!!!
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MooseasaurusRex
07-15-2008, 11:40 PM
Nancy, bless her heart, was released of her responsibilities to the company for having an "unhealthy" fixation of teddy type bears.
*I'm not kidding. That's what her supervisor told me. He even used the air quotes thing with his hands.:o
weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 03:23 PM
moose was fired for showing up every so often and then when he shows up he fires someone
momXseven
07-22-2008, 03:30 PM
Frank was fired for being too nice to the employes, he keep giving them time off for every little thing.
weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 03:33 PM
julie was fired for asking for time off 7 times:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
tkrik
07-22-2008, 03:37 PM
Frank was fired for not being able to count. Frank - it was more than 7 it was 9. The good news is . . .Frank is now working at a preschool where he is learning to count right along with the little ones and is throughly enjoying himself.
weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 03:40 PM
tk has bad habit of not including info on friday we learn right from left
tkrik
07-22-2008, 03:43 PM
Frank was fired for not playing the right game. LOL That may have been my bad habit but fired for it??? LOL. Funny, funny, Frank. :D
weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 03:44 PM
tk was fired for doubling up on her words fired fired frank frank funny funny
tkrik
07-22-2008, 03:47 PM
Tk was just trying to make a valid point. lol But the real reason Frank got fired was for not carrying out simple tasks he was asked to do. For instance, he was asked to buckle down and get to work. Instead of getting right to work, he buckled himself down to his chair. LOL. Silly man.:D
nana1
07-22-2008, 04:15 PM
I fired TK for for calling Frank a silly man:p
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weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 05:08 PM
i too fire TK for calling me a silly man
tkrik
07-22-2008, 07:50 PM
Frank was fired for re-firing tk who already received her pink slip from Nana.:p
weegot5kiz
07-22-2008, 09:59 PM
nana was fired for getting me fired
tkrik
07-23-2008, 10:25 AM
Frank was fired for constantly complaining that someone was going to get him fired. Poor Frank, he ended up doing it himself.:p
nana1
07-23-2008, 02:15 PM
Frank it was not my turn to be fired, so you getting fired for firing me when you should not have.
now i fire tk for, no i don`t fire tk, you nice
tkrik
07-24-2008, 10:38 AM
Nana was accidentally fired and then asked to return as they over looked her kindness and compassion. They misunderstood her bear hugs. lol
weegot5kiz
07-24-2008, 06:56 PM
tk ws fired for being soft, thers no place in the business world for soft
tkrik
07-24-2008, 07:41 PM
What? That coming from Mr. Softie himself. LMAO!
Frank was fired for acting all tough in front of his subordinates but turned to mush in front of the boss. Hence, he was asked to leave for being so wishy washy.
weegot5kiz
07-24-2008, 11:01 PM
tk was fired for beating around the bush and not being direct
its been an emotion filled few days here and for once in a long time in a good way
Becky21
08-19-2008, 10:27 PM
Frank was fired for trying to direct tk:D:D
weegot5kiz
08-22-2008, 02:01 AM
becky was fired because lol i cant fired becky ok then jess was fired for not firing becky for me
Frank was fired cuz Becky said so
weegot5kiz
08-23-2008, 12:28 AM
lor is fired for not picking on jess too lol
Becky21
08-24-2008, 06:37 PM
Frank got fired for trying make everyone pick on Jess.:p
weegot5kiz
08-24-2008, 10:09 PM
becky was canned for thinking picking on Jess is a bad thing
nana1
09-06-2008, 10:46 PM
Frank you getting fired this time for picking on Becky. By the way hello all
weegot5kiz
09-06-2008, 11:16 PM
howdy nana you are fired for only showing up every so opften to fire folks
you been ok?
Becky21
09-12-2008, 09:14 PM
Frank you are fired for letting this game go to page 2.:p:p
Vonn07
09-12-2008, 09:29 PM
Becky got fired for letting Frank go to page 2 on his own!
Becky21
09-12-2008, 10:46 PM
Vonn got fired for logging off after she fired me!:p
TigerMa
09-12-2008, 10:52 PM
Bird was fired for not respecting the pecking order.
I'm new to this game, hope this is ok.
weegot5kiz
09-12-2008, 11:15 PM
tiger was fired for having a good firing the first time
you did well welcome to NT
Becky21
09-14-2008, 10:29 PM
Frank was fired for letting tiger skip me when I should have been fired.:p:p
weegot5kiz
09-19-2008, 01:58 AM
Becky was fired for pointing that out lol
hello Becky
KarenMarie
09-19-2008, 03:51 PM
Frank was fired just because - Elder Member - Hah - must be all of 35 !!
Becky21
09-20-2008, 01:35 AM
KarenMarie was fired for staying gone for so long.
scoobybean
09-20-2008, 01:47 AM
Becky 21 was fired because she kept saying Becky, Oh My God she is so not 21 and as a result booted everyone out of the club before they could pay their bill.
KarenMarie
09-22-2008, 09:30 AM
Scoobybean was fired because as everyone was being booted out he or she was pocketing all the peanuts on the bar -
weegot5kiz
09-24-2008, 12:27 AM
Km was fired for being at the scene of the peanut crime
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