Macophile
09-03-2008, 10:41 AM
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.2&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.3&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.4&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.5&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Rottweiler: Make me.
5. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.6&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.7&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.8&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
8. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.9&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.10&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.11&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.12&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.13&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.14&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.15&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.16&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
1. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.2&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.3&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.4&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.5&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Rottweiler: Make me.
5. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.6&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.7&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.8&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
8. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.9&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.10&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.11&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.12&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.13&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.14&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.15&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f39753%5f2%5f88130%5f0%5fAL8wvs4AA WSRSBCYhgb%2f3wrSeRc&pid=2.16&fid=%2540S%2540Search&inline=1"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!