Homonym Game for word nerds

[Blessings2You]

This is the truth with my hand up: last night I dreamed that I was trying to make sentences out of all homonyms (words that are spelled differently but sound the same) Okay, I'm weird, that's a given, but here's the challenge:

Can you make a sentence out of ONLY homonyms, or combinations of words that make "sound-alikes"? (For example "platform" and "platte form") They have to be real words or names, and they have to make up the whole sentence.

Sorry, no prizes. Just the thrill of the chase. Here's mine to start:

Wood ewe lye too say viewers elf?

[bluenurse]

Eye through aweigh tin scents!!

[Lara]

That's a good idea, but it's difficult!!! lol
I have an aussie accent too, so some words won't be pronounced the same for me as for other people...visa versa. ;)


Sew, Isle roe threw crewel see wear see meats sure two sea sum suite night.

[Blessings2You]

Dew ewe no watt weird ooh inn?


(I couldn't believe it when I saw that somebody is actually doing this! :D)

[Lara]

LOL! good dream hey. :D

Aye nit awe aye pearl.

[GmaSue]

Wood oui sea too ore won hoarse(s)?

(Would we see two or one horses?)

[Blessings2You]

Eye yam sew coal ditz Tupelo hear.

[bluenurse]

Aisle knead patients two trussed hour guessed!!

[lor]

Do what GmaSue did. Also write the sentence below as it is really supposed to be.

Eye yam wright knot ewe.

I am right, not you.

[Blessings2You]

Good idea, lor!


Oliver hares knot reel



(All of her hair's not real)

[lor]

Principle Gym eight read meet.

Principal Jim ate red meat.