I can upon these a few days ago and they made me smile. I hope they brighten your day
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.