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Unread 06-25-2009, 03:15 AM   #1
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Default Seniors getting married.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all
excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS
Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
medicine for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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Too funny!!!

Actually.....it's a great idea!!
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Kitty,
I'll be celebrating my 31st anniversry. I'm registered at rite-aid, CVS, The Medicine Shop........
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jacob, age 92, and rebecca, age 89, living in florida, are all
excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a cvs
drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "are you the owner?"

the pharmacist answers, "yes."

jacob: "we're about to get married. Do you sell
heart medication?"

pharmacist: "of course we do."

jacob: "how about medicine for circulation?"

pharmacist: "all kinds"

jacob: "medicine for rheumatism?"

pharmacist: "definitely."

jacob: "how about suppositories?"

pharmacist: "you bet!"

jacob: "medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
alzheimer's?"

pharmacist: "yes, a large variety. The works."

jacob: "what about vitamins, sleeping pills, geritol,
medicine for parkinson's disease?"

pharmacist: "absolutely."

jacob: "everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

pharmacist: "we sure do."

jacob: "you sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

pharmacist: "all speeds and sizes."

jacob: "adult diapers?"

pharmacist: "sure."

jacob: "we'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."
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An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep.

The husband takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!"

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together talking to one another."

She says. "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world
makes you think you're dead?"

"NOTHING HURTS!"
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One day this woman was looking at her self in the mirror. She told her husband she looked fat, old, and ugly, and she really needed a compliment from him. He said, "Your eye sight is perfect"
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