I had to read your post 3 times before I understood it. I finally figure you were being sarcastic.
I know your frustration. I was denied any Work Comp after the appeals judge decided that if I could represent myself at the appeals hearing, I can not be injured. This is despite the facts that it took me over 100 hours of work to prepare and organize my 20 minutes of presentation. I also had to present my case with my eyes closed so I could focus.
The reason I had to represent myself was simple. The California Work Comp statutes limit the fees an attorney can be awarded. The amount of work and resources that must be gambled with an injury that has been discounted due to junk science just makes it impossible to get an attorney's help.
If your state has the same limits on attorneys' fees, the problem can be the same.
Mark in Idaho
58 years old, retired due to disability, married 33 years, father of three, grandfather of four, Suffered a serious concussion at 10 years old (1965) stopped most driving after last concussion at 46 years old (2001), Post Concussion Syndrome/Multiple Concussion/Impact Syndrome with PTSD, immediate and short term visual and auditory memory problems, slowed processing speed, visual and auditory processing difficulties, insomnia, absence seizures, OCD, 14 concussions since first concussion at 8 years old, Taking paroxetine and gabapentin for 12 years. Added L-Tryptophan and reduced paroxetine by half 3/2013
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