So my daughter was at work, went to use the ladies room. Spoke to another lady leaving as she walked in, closed the door to the stall, sat down, started to tinkle....and heard a voice saying, "helloooooo....helloooooo".
She said she almost had a heart attack. Was there a hidden camera? Was somebody creepy hiding in the next stall? Was she hallucinating?
No...she realized it was coming from her "smart" phone. And it was me! She said, "Mom? Is that you?" I laughed. She said, "I'm in the bathroom!" So I said, "I know. I know everything that you do."
She was pretty glad it was me she pocket-dialed. It could have been a LOT worse. She needs a smarter phone.