The older grandchildren are threatening to prop me up under the Christmas tree, post op and stoned, and put a stocking cap on me. This is in protest after I told my younger daughter not to knock herself out with a huge meal and just focus on the family time. The Cookeville gang attend at least a half dozen church related Christmas meals and the adults get a little queezy by Christmas Day if they see ham and turkey. I know the Louisville gang will be going to two company dinners and a huge feast with his family on Christmas Day. I told her to just order Dominos. Now I am being threatened with being put under the tree, holding a piece of pizza and putting it on the internet. Those two have wicked senses of humor. That's ok. I told them they don't get their present until they are leaving and they won't get them if there are any offensive pictures taken.
I will disappear shortly. The puter gets worse daily. My brother is getting me a Nexus 10 when they hit the stores. He won't order anything online so I must wait another week for them to hit the stores. Like MacCarther, I shall return. Later.